Geraldine Ferraro... wants the Blue Cities to secede from the U.S. because that's where all the talent is...
I say... for example, talent for crime and drug abuse and sexually transmitted diseases and unemployment and bankruptcy and lawsuits and urban blight and pollution and all the real ILLS OF SOCIETY.
I say... no wonder, the movie speaks at a 3rd grade level. Hollywood's been enamored with cartoons for a long time, but even the folks at Disney recognized the pandering in this flick. Someone must have cut the scenes with FRITZ THE CAT.
I say... it's because they're mostly ex-cons with no right to vote. He should run for class clown at a CENTER FOR ATHEIST AND FREUDIAN STUDY (aka the Department of Corrections).
I say... the most overrated players are in today's overhyped NBA, and let's start with Allen Iverson. In honor of March Madness, remember how Larry Bird took the nothing school of Indiana State to an NCAA Final, while Allen Iverson couldn't get the powerhouse school of Georgetown out of the second round. I'm glad there's enough drug and welfare money in the economy to keep Spike in front row seats, but his eye for basketball talent is worse than that of Jerry Krause!
I say... for those who wondered if Hollywood discriminates on the basis of creed, politics, and so on... LET THERE BE NO DOUBT!
I say... They ought to... they made sooo many of them WIDOWS!
I say... MS gives you 20 pairs of shoes that are all for the right foot, tells us shoes that fit aren't as competitive, and figures most computer users would rather not shop for a real pair of shoes...
I say... AMEN... this is the kind of lawsuit we need to see!!!
I say... Yeah, the first duty she scaled back was in the BEDROOM... and she probably scaled that back in the 80s...
I say... Hey, is there a class action against LAWYERS for excessive settlement fees... I mean, would anti-tobacco lawyers really have refused to work for less than a BILLION DOLLARS... did the lawyers BID for the job... don't all lawyers FIX THE AMOUNT of contingency fees?
I say... *L*... Sweetness better be so close to God that he's tanning in the light...
I say... I wanna know if she's gonna be BANGIN' any INTERNS... (wear an extra strong belt GUYS and DOLLS)
I say... I may or may not have read them... They were available to me for reading... I may have seen them... I know others have said that I read them, but I do not recall reading them... that is, I do not remember reading them... although I could have read them... so I won't say that I didn't read them...
I say... Courntey Cox... to think that anyone would consider her to be David Schwimmer's YOUNGER sister... is an acting feat without peer!
I say... We know when they're LATE!
I say... Sure, he doesn't need Viagra... he needs a SPLINT!
Fahrenheit 9/11... wanted a PG movie rating...
An atheist... tells the Supreme Court that it's impossible for his like to be elected to office...
Spike Lee... says Larry Bird is the most overrated basketball player in history...
Hollywood... says they won't work with Mel Gibson anymore because he made a movie about The Passion Of The Christ...
Phillip Morris... tells me they go out of their way to help old widows...
Microsoft... says its products are more competitive...
On Hearing... that Ottawa hockey fans have sued a player and his agent for ruining the product the fans paid for...
On Hearing... that Hillary Clinton had been scaling back her duties as First Lady...
On Hearing... that Lawyers are after Microsoft for excessive pricing...
On Hearing... that Walter Payton's death might somehow bless the Chicago Bears and help them reach the Super Bowl...
Survey Question... "What do you think about Hillary Clinton for U.S. Senate?"
Survey Question... "Did You Read President Clinton's 81 Answers?"
Question... "Who's the best actor on the sitcom Friends?"
Midol asks... "What do men know about periods?"
Larry King says... "I don't need Viagra..."
